Scientists say the Moon is moving away from the Earth.

- You know things are bad when even a giant rock that can’t sustain human life wants to move out of the neighborhood.

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Some California beaches were forced to close due to an offshore oil spill.

- Experts say it was the biggest oil spill since Kanye West dropped the Coppertone when he was putting sun screen on Kim Kardashian’s back….. side.

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An upstate New York couple whose wedding plans were cancelled by travel restrictions at the US-Canadian border ending up saying “I do” at the Quebec crossing so all of their guests could attend.

- The bride wore “Something old, eh. Something new, eh. Something borrowed, eh and Something blue, eh”.

- The guests say the flowers in her Tuque were lovely.

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Consumer Watchdog groups say to be on the lookout for products to cost more but actually contain less - which they call “Shrinkflation” - Shrinking Products at Inflated Prices.

- I thought “Shrinkflation” was a new word for what happens to guys when they jump in cold water. (Asking for a friend).

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Pop singer Meghan Trainor says she had two toilets installed in her bathroom so she and her husband can “Go to the bathroom together as they grow old and gray”.

- Well isn’t that sweet!

- You know what they say… “The couple that Tinkles together, Wrinkles together”.

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A new study finds the Pfizer vaccine loses its effectiveness after 6-months.

- At this rate, we’re all gonna be doing more shots than Charlie Sheen did the night before he went into rehab.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick