According to a new poll, 2 in 5 Americans say owning a Pet is more expensive than having Children.

- That may be true… but you don’t have to send Dogs to College.

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Alec Baldwin is calling for Hollywood to mandate having police officers on film sets to protect people from gun misfires.

- Especially if Alec is in the Movie.

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Prince Harry says that the day before the riot at the US Captiol on January 6, he emailed Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey and warned him that a “Coup” was about to happen.

- And if anybody knows about an impending shake-up in government… it’s the guy married to “Megxit”.

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NBC’s Brian Williams announced that after 40 years in the news biz… he’s retiring at the end of the year, saying he wants to spend more time with his family.

- Brian said he realized he was ready to retire as he was playing catch with his grandson - and the two of them came under heavy mortar fire in his backyard and were forced to take cover in his tree house.

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A website released a list of the most popular Thanksgiving Side Dishes in each state… and while 15 states picked Potatoes… here in Michigan, we picked ROLLS.

- Call me crazy but my favorite side dish is Rutabega. What’s yours??

My favorite part of the meal comes the day AFTER Thanksgiving… when I have Turkey, Cranberry Sauce and Gravy on White Bread. Mmm Mmm Good!

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Governor of California Gavin Newsom has now been missing for more than twelve days… leaving pundits to speculate why the Guv is MIA.

- Well no wonder they can’t find him… he’s wearing a mask!!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick