Palace insiders say that Prince Charles wife, Camilla Parker Bowles, “Can’t stop talking” about the moment that President Biden “Broke Wind” while the two chatted privately at the Summit on Climate Change in Scotland last week.

- Apparently there was more than “Change” in the air.

- Biden says Climate Change is the biggest existential threat to human existence, but Camilla says that title belongs to Joe.

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A Bronx Teacher was arrested after he sent students pictures of his genitals over Snapchat.

- On a bright note… it’s nice to see that Anthony Weiner has found a new line of work.

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Senator Ted Cruz is hitting back at producers of Sesame Street for having BIG BIRD get vaccinated in an attempt to boost interest in child vaccines.

- The episode is brought to you by the letters P - F - I - Z - E and R.

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This morning, after 20 months of COVID travel restrictions, the US officially reopened its borders to foreign visitors who are fully vaccinated.

- NOTE: The new rule only applies to foreign VISITORS. If you want to LIVE HERE PERMANENTLY… you can just walk in from Mexico… no vaccine needed!

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Bill and Hillary Clinton were on hand in Central Park Sunday as their 41 year old daughter Chelsea finished the NYC Marathon in just under four hours - more than two hours after the female winner of the race crossed the finish line.

- Hillary immediately blamed Chelsea’s loss on “Deplorable Trump Runners” and “Russian Collusion”.

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The Census Bureau has released it’s annual list of the “Most Stressed Out Cities in America”… and this years winner is… SEATTLE… with 53% of residents reporting being “nervous, anxious or on edge”.

- And those are just the Cops.

- Apparently Meg Ryan isn’t the only person who’s Sleepless in Seattle.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick