This morning, I was eating some of the Raisinettes that I got while I was out Trick or Treating and realized that I forgot to post my favorite Halloween commercial that was on TV a lot. It reminds me of myself getting up for my radio show all those years! Enjoy!

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New DNA testing has identified a living relative of Sitting Bull.

- And Elizabeth Warren’s claim that SHE’s the living relative they’re talking about is most likely Sitting Bull——.

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There’s a leak in the toilet of Elon’s Musk Rocket ship that will force his “Astronauts” to wear Adult Diapers on Take-Off and Landing.

- Big Deal! I wear a Diaper every time I take off and land too!

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Vicki Lawrence claims she was denied the same pay as her male counterpart on “The Carol Burnett Show” because she wasn’t a man like Lyle Waggoner who had “a family to support”.

- When Carol Burnett heard this she said “Soorrryyyy!!!”

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President Biden said that despite rising food prices and empty shelves due to supply chain issues, this Thanksgiving will be better than last year.

- Maybe for us… but I’m thinkin it’s not gonna be much better for the Turkeys.

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Fitness giant Peleton is partnering with Delta Air Lines to bring some of it’s classes to the airline’s in-flight entertainment systems.

- If you thought leg room was tight now, just wait til the guy in the seat next to you brings his stationary bike as a Carry-On.

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According to research out of the University of California-San Francisco, Children’s screen time has DOUBLED during the Pandemic to almost eight hours a day - and that doesn’t include the time they spent going to school over Zoom.

- When I was a kid… the only “Screen Time” we had was when our Health Teacher made us watch the film strip, “What’s Happening To My Body?”

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick