The LIONS DIDN’T LOSE!! But then again… they DIDN’T WIN. They TIED. 16-16 was the score against the Steelers. Whose better than us?? NOBODY!!!

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Dr. Oz is considering running for Senate in Pennsylvania.

- Oz says he wants to Represent two groups… “The people of Pennsylvania… and the people of Munchkinland”.

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As they struggle to find employees… companies including Arby’s, Wendy’s and the Dollar Tree are offering new hires the chance to get paid AFTER EACH SHIFT - instead of every two weeks.

- And if you want to get paid after every HOUR you work, you might want to consider becoming become a Hooker.

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According to a new report, President Biden and Chinese President Xi Jinping will hold a virtual summit this week.

- Hopefully this will go better than the last time Biden called Xi - and tried to order some Sweet and Sour Pork.

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Two of the Original Playboy Bunnies and one of the magazines Playmates say they used to pour soda water in their high heels to ease their foot pain and that Hugh Hefner loved to show off his “Spinning, vibrating bed”.

- LITTLE KNOWN HISTORICAL FACT: I believe Hef’s bed was the inspiration for Disneyland’s “Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride”.

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A Semi truck full of wine overturned, spilling hundreds of wine bottles onto a freeway in North Carolina.

- This is really gonna take the fun out of this weeks episode of “The Real Houswives of Winston-Salem”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick