According to a new report by CNN, President Biden and V.P. Kamala Harris aren’t getting along.

- Making them the only people in America who AREN’T fighting over politics.

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A real estate-at-sea company is selling luxury condos on board a $600 MILLION super-yacht that sails AROUND THE WORLD.

- With my luck, I’d get a condo on the ocean with an obstructed view.

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According to a new study Americans face nearly thirty scams a month - including 10 emails, nine phone calls and eight fishy texts.

- And not just in the US. Apparently it’s so bad in Nigeria my email pal Akuna Matada just asked if I could send him a hundred bucks for new safety software for his computer. (Of course I did!)

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British authorities busted a truck driver with more than 900 pounds of cocaine with a street value of more than $44 MILLION hidden in a shipment of frozen onion rings.

- Which raises an important question: What did they do with all the Onion Rings?? (Asking for a friend…)

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Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers rejoined his team and beat the Seahawks 17-0 Sunday after a 10-day absence due to COVID. .

- And yet the Lions till didn’t win and they weren’t even sick.

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A New Hampshire teen was suspended for a day, and is now suing his school principal, after he was suspended for saying that there are only “Two Genders”… while riding home on the Bus.

- These days, the wheels of the bus aren’t just going round and round… they’re goin’ off the rails.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

- Dick