According to NASA, we’ll be treated to a “Nearly Total Lunar Eclipse” Thursday night/Friday morning… with 97% of the Moon disappearing into the Earth’s shadow.

- There hasn't been this little moon showing since Kim Kardashian put on a pair of low-rise yoga pants.

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The former head of the FDA says that there’s “no question” there will be a big increase in COVID cases after Thanksgiving gatherings.

- Not as big an increase as our stomachs... but still, pretty big.

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Body language experts say VP Harris looked “Visibly uncomfortable” appearing with the President at the White House over the weekend and that a hug between the two “Looked like she was hugging a relative she didn’t like at Thanksgiving Dinner”.

- Admit it. One of your relatives IMMEDIATELY popped into your head didn’t it? Feel free to name names. Most people don’t read this blog anyway.

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Over the weekend, the Who’s Roger Daltrey called The Rolling Stones “A mediocre pub band”.

- Which reminds me… With the Holidays upon us, if you’re having a Party you might want to consider booking my Dad’s all-time favorite rockers… “Toots Dentino and the Buffalo Boys”. Private Message me if you want their number.

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“Woke” Activists are now trying to cancel re-runs of Seinfeld by calling them racist.

- Yada Yada Yada.

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80 year old James Hoffa is stepping down after more than 20 years at helm of the Teamsters union that his father Jimmy ran from 1957 to 1971.

- Hoffa says he’s retiring because he, “Wants to spend more time looking for his family”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick