It’s “National Mickey Mouse Day”!

- The Day we celebrate the MOUSE so kind… he’d give you the shirt off his back. As opposed to “Donald Duck Day”, when we celebrate the DUCK so kind he’d drop his pants for you… If he wore any.

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Disney is considering getting into the online Sports Betting through ESPN.

- It’ll be like regular Sports Betting, but if you lose on the Disney App and don’t pay up… One of the Seven Dwarves show up at your door and Punches you in the knee?

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The White House says it stands behind President Biden's Soviet-born “Comptroller of Currency” nominee - despite the fact that she was arrested in 1995 for stealing cologne, socks and four pair of shoes worth $214 from a Wisconsin T.J. Maxx.

- But aside from that… they say she’s REALLY GOOD at handling money!

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Taylor Swift says she left a red scarf at her ex-boyfriends house ten years ago… and he hasn’t returned it.

This story reminded me of a song she could record for her next album. It goes a little something like this…

“Oh, your Red Scarf matches your eyes…

You closed your cover before striking.

Father had the shipfitter blues…

Loving you has made me bananas!”

Hey… it won ME an EMMY! Maybe it can do the same for HER! Anybody remember the song or the show it was on?

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Sleep experts say the best way to wake up feeling rested and energized is to set your alarm to something “Melodic” like an upbeat pop song.

- No wonder I’m tired all the time. My alarm plays “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”.

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In California a bear was caught on camera walking towards the bathroom at a 7-Eleven.

- So now we finally have an answer to the age-old question… “Does a Bear BLANK in the Convenience Store?”

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick