Let the Reindeer Games begin! “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” - the longest running holiday special in TV history is on tonight at 8pm on CBS.

- But this year… Santa has to use Google Maps to guide his sleigh because Rudolph’s nose is covered by his mask.

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According the History Channel… the Indians at the first Thanksgiving taught the Pilgrims how to plant and grow corn.

- While the Pilgrims showed the Indians how to put mustard on a Corn Dog.

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President Biden transferred power to VP Kamala Harris for 85 minutes on Friday while he was under anesthesia for a routine Colonoscopy.

- Somehow we survived.

- The White House said Harris spent her time as Prez looking for the “Root cause of why Doctor’s make you drink a gallon of awful-tasing junk before you get Roto-Rooted”.

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MSNBC ran a segment blaming the PILGRIMS for “White Supremacy” affecting the Nation today… saying, “Instead of bringing stuffing and biscuits, those settlers brought genocide and violence”.

- On a bright note… Elizabeth Warren brought some delicious mashed potatoes and gravy!

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A gang of eighty crowbar wielding thieves ransacked a California Nordstrom store in a terrifying raid that lasted one minute.

- Typically, some of the the media described it as a “Mostly PEACEFUL Ransacking”.

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Experts say Meghan Markle could be barred from becoming US President by a 211-year-old amendment to the Constitution that prevents anyone who “receives a title of nobility” from a foreign power from holding office.

- Plus, there’s that whole “Absolutely NO Qualifications” thing.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick