According to a new survey of 2,000 Americans who celebrate the Holidays, people expect to gain about eight pounds between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

- “Oh by Gosh… it’s Crazy! It’s time for Pumpkin Pie and Gravy!”

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After Florida Governor Ron DeSantis made it illegal for companies to force the vaxx on employees, Disney World has paused its vaccine mandate policy.

- Unfortunately, the Seven Dwarves are still out of a job since President Biden closed down their Mine.

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Over the weekend, Ann Turner The Original Gerber Baby… who first graced Gerber Baby Food Jars back in 1928 turned 95 years old.

- She celebrated by enjoying the same meal she first had all those years ago… Pureed chicken, a piece of Zwieback toast and half a jar of strained plums.

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A Miami Mansion is being sold by the world's richest animal… a German Shepherd named Gunther, who inherited a fortune from a German Countess.

- The mansion boasts 10 bedrooms, 11 bathrooms, and 437 pee stains on the carpet.

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A man caused a panic at the Atlanta Airport on Saturday after he lunged for his gun during a baggage inspection, causing it to discharge three shots.

- His lawyer says the man only planned on two shots… but the CDC urged him to add a Booster.

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A new study finds that 40% of Americans check their phones immediately after sex.

- What are they looking for… “Likes”?? I guess that’s better than “Lauging Emojis”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here on Thanksgiving Eve!

-Dick