President Biden and family are spending Thanksgiving weekend at the $30 MILLION “Private Compound” of Billionaire friends on Nantucket Island.

- I guess it’s true what they say… “There’s No Place like Someone Else’s $30 MILLION Home for the Holidays!”

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The Butterball Turkey Help Line is up and running and they suggest about 2 pounds per adult and 1 pound per child.

- Is that how much Turkey we’re all gonna eat or how much weight we’re gonna gain?

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More than half of Americans say they’ve spent so much time scrolling on their phones during the Pandemic while sitting on the toilet, their butt has gone numb.

- Giving rise to a new COVID ailment… known as “Numb Bum”.

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A natural stream in Hawaii has tested positive for an alcohol content of 1.2%.

- That’s nothing! My ex-Brother-in-law’s “Natural Stream” was 20% alcohol every day for 20 years.

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A 28-year-old man was arrested for watching porn in a Louisiana Walmart.

- On a bright note… it was a nice change of pace from from the guys who usually STEAL the TV’s and watch porn at HOME.

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NBC news is suggesting that families “combat inflation” by not buying a turkey this Thanksgiving… adding that when guests find out you’re not serving a bird, they may decline your invite saving you even more!

- Wow… it IS the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!!!

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Thanksgiving travel chaos has begun with 48 MILLION people expected to pack up their cars and hit the road.

- Yes… From Atlantic to Pacific… Gee, the traffic is terrific!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here on Thanksgiving!

- Dick