With just 54 days until Christmas, Donald Trump's political action committee, Save America, is enticing supporters of the former Prez to donate $35 or more in exchange for "Official Trump Wrapping Paper."

- Not to be outdone, if you donate $100 or more to Prez Biden, you can get “Official Hunter Biden Rolling Papers”.

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46 year old Leo DiCaprio dressed as a 100 year old man for Halloween.

- He got the idea by adding up the ages of his last five girlfriends.

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HBO is said to be mulling the possibility of bringing back “The Sopranos” to television in 2024.

- Of course it would be different from the Original since the actor who played Tony Soprano is “Sleeping with the Fishes” and the original strippers from the “Bada Bing” can’t “Bing” their “Badas” anymore.

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Safeway is the latest major retailer in San Francisco announce that it will close stores at 9pm instead of staying open 24 hours due to out of control shop lifting.

- They don’t care about the crime… they just want to make sure the Shop Lifters are going to bed at a decent hour.

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NASA astronauts made “Space Tacos” using Chile Peppers successfully grown on the International Space Station.for the first time ever.

- Did they really think tacos with hot peppers was the BEST CHOICE for dinner in a small, enclosed area filled with men and windows that don’t open??

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The Atlanta Braves lead the Houston Astros 3 games to 2 as they head into tonight’s Game 6. It’s the Braves first World Series appearance since 1999.

- To put that in perspective, the last time they were in the World Series, Bill Clinton was President, “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me” was big at the Box Office and there were only two sexes.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick