The U.S. is moving to require that all Air Travelers entering the country show a negative COVID-19 test performed within one day of departure.

- But in keeping with the Biden Immigration policy, if you WALK IN the country instead of FLYING… there’s no testing or vaccine required.

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A passenger on Delta Airlines was reportedly caught breast-feeding her cat during a flight to Atlanta.

- Two Words: Cat Nip.

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Rita Moreno told the ladies of “The View” that she dated Elvis to get back at her boyfriend Marlon Brando when she found out he was cheating on her.

- But she ended up going back to Brando because he made her an offer she couldn’t refuse.

- She added that Elvis “Wasn’t a great conversationalist”. What do you expect from a guy whose tongue was stuck to the roof of his mouth from all those Peanut Butter and Nana Sandwiches?

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Yesterday, more than a month after accidentally shooting and killing a woman on his movie set, a tearful Alec Baldwin told ABC news that he “Didn’t pull the Trigger”.

- How come he didn’t mention this a month ago when he said that he only pointed the gun at the woman and fired because he thought the chamber was loaded with a blank?

- Me thinks there might be a Lawyer involved in this new explanation.

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Archeologists have unveiled the well-preserved skeleton of a Roman man who died in a cloud of 1000 degree steam while trying to flee the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius in 79AD.

- Well, that’s what THEY say. Dr. Fauci says he died of COVID. .

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A 36 year old man - who didn’t want to pay the $363 dollars his pharmacy charged for his Erectile Dysfunction medication - snatched them from the cashier and ran out of the store. He now faces 6 months in jail.

- That’s a pretty stiff penalty.

- He should have gone to San Francisco! He could have gotten his ED meds AND all the jewelry he could steal… NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!

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On this day in 1804… Napoleon Bonaparte was crowned Emperor of France.

- For you non-history buffs, Napoleon was of course married to Josephine the Plumber.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick