There really are no words to express the sadness we’re all feeling this morning after the shocking, nonsensical and tragic shooting that claimed the lives of three students and wounded a teacher and seven others at Oxford High School yesterday afternoon. Our hearts and Prayers are with all those whose lives have been forever changed by this senseless act.
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US Scientists have revealed that the world’s first living robots, organisms known as “Xenobots,” can now reproduce - despite being microscopic.
- So it must be true… Size DOESN’T matter!
- And they put up little microscopic stork signs in the petri dish that say “It’s a Bot”!
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Speaking of sex… According to a new study, Men who use e-cigarettes are more than twice as likely to suffer ED as non-smokers.
- This must be the reason why in the old movies, men always smoked AFTER sex. (And in twin beds, of course)
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CNN has put anchor Chris Cuomo on “Indefinite Suspension” after a report by the NY Attorney General revealed that he lied about improperly using his position to help his troubled brother - NY Gov Andrew Cuomo fight the Sexual Assault Charges that ultimately led to his resignation.
- I can think of two CNN dudes who are getting coal in their stockings this year.
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Ironically, CNN anchor Anderson Cooper announced Cuomo’s suspension last night - right after finishing a segment with Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin who was also briefly taken off the Network last year after he was caught “Pleasuring himself” during a work Zoom Call .
- Both guys behaved badly… but most agree that Cuomo wins the award for the Worst behavior… Hands Down.
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After an unexpected blizzard this weekend, dozens of customers in Britain got snowed in and trapped for three days in a pub.
- Rescuers found them on the third day when they heard voices singing, “25 thousand, 6 hundred 97 bottles of beer on the wall… 25 thousand, 6 hundred 97 bottles of beer… Take one down… Pass it around…” Well….. you know the rest.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick