For those of you who commented on the Kangaroo story yesterday… Here’s another one today. (Thanks to Tom Ryan!)

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Two Zebras who have been on the loose in Maryland since escaping from a family farm in August have been recovered safe and sound.

- The last time two Zebras made headlines for being “On the Lam”… Noah hosted “Date Night on the Ark”.

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President Biden and VP Kamala Harris and their spouses attended a Holiday Party last night.

- Kamala gave Joe a pair of Boxers that say “Commander in Briefs” and Joe gave Kamala a gift certificate to “The Rio Grande Restaurant” on the Border… because… you know, she’s never been there.

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A new study says political polarization in the U.S. is reaching a tipping point such that Democrats and Republicans can never unite again.

- Oh come on! If Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez can work things out and get back together THEY CAN TOO!!

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Nancy Pelosi finally came out and denounced the rampant wave of smash and grab looting in her home district of San Francisco as “Absolutely outrageous” and says it “Cannot continue”… AFTER the Mayor of SF had come out and said the same thing THE DAY BEFORE.

- Oh sure… Smash and grabs are all fun and games until somebody steals all the hair dye from your Salon.

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The Justice Department is investigating a group of FBI agents for soliciting prostitutes.

- Turns out the “G-Men” are actually “G-String Men”.

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The former Bruce-now-Caitlyn Jenner says He/She’s never going to eat at the Beverly Hill’s Hotel’s swanky Polo Lounge again after they refused her service over a “tiny rip” in the leg of her jeans that they claim violated their dress code.

- They might have kicked her out for more than that if they’d had somebody on hand looking for “Suspicious Packages”.

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On this date in 1950, Shirley Temple announced her retirement from films at the age of 22.

- She immediately left on a Cruise around the World… on the Good Ship Lollipop.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick