Experts claim that 8 MILLION people in Australia will regift presents they receive this Christmas because they don’t like them.

- It be so much easier if people just told you what they want AHEAD of time! Because the hour and a half you’ve spend wrapping that Kangaroo is an hour and a half you’re NEVER gonna get back!

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A new study claims the average person is just as smart as Brain Surgeons and Rocket Scientists.

- I knew we was just as smart as they is!

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Russian President Putin and Chinese President Xi held a Video Call this morning to discuss global strategy.

- For those of you who don’t follow politics… this is like the Wicked Witch of the East and Jason from the Halloween Movies having coffee over Zoom.

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The Stanford School of Medicine has found that the blood of athletes can be used to increase the fitness of lazy people.

- I’m not sayin’ they’re lazy… but seems to me if we can just get Tom Brady to donate Blood… THE LIONS ARE GOIN’ TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!

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The majority of Soda Pop makers are dropping “Diet” from their low-cal drink labels and using “Zero-Sugar” instead. Why? Industry experts say it’s because “Younger people don’t like the word “Diet”.

- With 11 MILLION Job openings in the US right now… it appears they don’t like the word “Work” either.

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A Singapore Resident in his 60s says he’s lucky to be alive after being bitten 26 times by a gang of Otters.

- Well you know what they say… If it’s not one thing, it’s an Otter.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick