In Saudi Arabia, dozens of Camels have been disqualified from a Camel beauty contest for illegal use of Botox.

- Thankfully the Swimsuit Competition is still a Go!

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Yesterday, Alec Baldwin’s wife Hilaria said that Alec once “Shushed” her while she was in labor with their son.

- Knowing Alec… I’d say she got off easy.

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Elon Musk - Time Magazine’s “Person of the Year” for 2021 says he plans to fly a Noah’s Ark Spaceship packed full of Animals to Mars.

- I have some experience with this kind of trip. When my kids were little, I once drove two dogs and a hamster to Buffalo in our family van. God Speed, Elon!

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A New Zealand man who was vaccinated against COVID-19 ten times in one day “On behalf of other people” has been called “unbelievably selfish” and has sparked an investigation.

- Just goes to show you… You’re screwed if you do… You’re crewed if you don’t.

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The NY Post is reporting that after several members of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” cast tested positive for COVID, production on the show has been partially shut down.

- I knew sooner or later something GOOD was bound to come out of the Pandemic!

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A Chinese man has been jailed for stealing $23,500 from his ex-girlfriend’s bank account by PULLING UP HER EYELIDS while she was sleeping to activate her phone’s Facial Recognition feature.

- Even Bill Cosby didn’t think of doin’ THAT.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick