Yesterday… Four of my daughters - Jackie, Jill, JoAnne and Jessica went to see Stephen Speilberg’s remake of West Side Story. They were HUGE fans of the original and they were a little nervous the new version would be too Politically Correct. And the verdict is… They loved it!

It’s always risky to remake a classic movie. For example… When they remade “Psycho” in 1998… who’s idea was it to use a Walk-In Bath Tub in the Shower Scene??

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They told us last week that the Lions had to win all five of their remaining games to make the play offs… Since they lost to Denver yesterday, THAT’s NOT GONNA HAPPEN. But there is GOOD NEWS!!! The Lions are now on track to get the #1 Draft Pick by having the #1 WORST RECORD in THE NFL!!! We’re #1!!! We’re #1!!!

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President Biden is getting historically low marks on Immigration and Crime, but 53% of those polled APPROVE of his handling of COVID.

- Well that’s a much needed shot in the arm for Joe.

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McDonald’s is celebrating the Holidays with a Special “Mariah Menu”… featuring some of Mariah Carey’s favorite menu items - including Pancakes, McNuggets, Cheeseburgers and Big Macs FREE with any purchase of $1 or more.

- Which reminds me… “All I Want for Christmas… Is to Know Which Part of the Chicken the McNuggets Come From”.

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Chicago Police say one of the biggest clues that led them to believe that Jussie Smolett was lying about being attacked was that he held on to the Subway Sandwich he bought before the alleged “attack” - saying most “victims” drop everything out of fear.

- Obviously that cop has never had a Subway Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki on White with Extra Cheese and Mayo…Toasted.

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A US Navy Warship Commander who refused to get vaccinated or submit to regular covid testing has been FIRED from his job on the U.S.S. Winston Churchill.

- I am in no way anti-Vaccine… but I say we should keep anybody who’s willing to take a missile for us, even if he’s not willing to take a shot.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick