Former President Trump says that China should pay $60 TRILLION as reparations for the Coronavirus pandemic.

- I’m bettin’ Trump wants to use the money to build the Wall. Which begs the question… What does China know about building a Wall??

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According to a Poll out of the University of Michigan, traditions like wearing matching outfits for Christmas Card photos can cause stress among family members.

- Why not avoid the stress and do what the Kardashians do: Pose for your family Holiday photos in the Butt… uh, I mean… BUFF. Ho! Ho! Ho!

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“Jeopardy!” has invited Steve Martin to appear on the show anytime after fans noted a striking resemblance between Martin and the winner of last week’s “Professor’s Tournament”.

- I can just hear Johnny Gilbert introducing him… “Now entering the studio are today’s contestants!

Now when he was a young man,

He never thought he'd see

People stand in line to see the boy king.

(King Tut) How'd you get so funky?

(Funky Tut) Did you do the monkey?

Born in Arizona,

Moved to Babylonia (King Tut).

Buried with a donkey (Funky Tut)

He's my favorite honky!

He coulda won a Grammy,

Buried in his jammies,

Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia,

He was born in Arizona, lived in a condo made of stone-a,

Please welcome…. King Tut!!!”

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The U.S. Navy unveiled a new Maternity Uniform that will be available for Pregnant Sailors free of charge starting in 2022.

- Looks like some of the ladies in the Navy found themselves A Few Good Men.

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Hillary Clinton admits her new political thriller “State of Terror” is based on Donald Trump's Presidency and accuses him of being a “Danger” to the nation.

- Here’s an idea: She should write a book about HER political life after 2016 called “State of Denial”.

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Ghislaine Maxwell has asked to be addressed as "Ms. Maxwell" in the courtroom instead of "The Defendant."

- The way things are going, pretty soon she’s going to be referred to as “Ms. #6290598207”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick