A OnePoll.com survey found that American couples are running out of "Date Night" ideas during quarantine.
- It's gotten so bad people are Binge Watching "The Real Housewives of Ferndale".
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Many on Social Media were aghast at the condition of Prince Harry's naked feet in the pic Meghan shared along with their Pregnancy news yesterday... and a British Podiatrist confirmed that Harry has Bunions.
- They’re painful, but not nearly as painful as the thorn Meghan is in Queen Elizabeth’s side.
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North Korean hackers tried breaking into computers at Pfizer to access information on a COVID Vaccine despite Kim Jong Un insisting that the country hasn't had a SINGLE CASE of COVID.
- Perhaps Lil Kim was looking for the formula for ANOTHER medicine that Pfizer makes?? You know… it starts with a “V” and ends in “gra”.
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A new survey of 2,000 Americans finds that #1 trait people look for in a potential partner is... Whether or not they’re a good cook. 63% of people say that's more important than "Someone I can Trust" and "Someone who makes me Laugh".
- I don't mean to brag, but I'm the TRIFECTA! You can Trust in the fact that you'll Laugh at my Cooking.
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A new study says Public support for marijuana legalization is growing.
- Like a Weed.
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A Mass Transit Authority worker in New York has resigned after he was caught having sex with a woman at a Railyard.
- His lawyer claims he was just checking out her Caboose.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick
THURSDAY… THURSDAY… THURSDAY…
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In order to be "More inclusive" Professors at the Australian National University are being encourage to replace the terms "mother" and "father" with "Gestational Parent" and "Non-Birthing Parent".
- I can hear it now, Your Gestational Parent saying to you… "Just wait til your Non-Birthing Parent gets home!"
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Scientists at Harvard now say that the Dinosaurs WERE NOT killed by an Asteroid after all, but were taken out by a Comet that "Pinballed" off Jupiter before slamming into Earth 66 Million years ago.
- There haven't been this many theories about how somebody bit the dust since Jimmy Hoffa.
CNN is reporting that President Biden likes to warm himself by the fire in the Oval Office and then goes to bed early.
- And falls asleep halfway through Matlock.
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The CDC is out with new COVID PSA's where they digitally add masks to characters in classic films like “Casablanca.”
- In the PSA Bogart looks at Sam's hands on the Piano and says, "Wash 'em again, Sam".
- Then he hands Ilsa a mask and says, "You're wearing this on that plane. If you don't, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But soon... And for the rest of your life - until you get a Vaccine."
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Speaking of Harry and Meghan... CBS announced that Oprah is going to have an "intimate conversation" with the couple for a 90-minute primetime special airing Sunday, March 7.
- Harry says he wants to set the record straight and Meghan is doing it for the NEW CAR from Oprah!!
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A "Woke" group is calling for Shakespeare to be eliminated from College Curriculums because they claim his plays are "Tools of Imperial Oppression" and represent "White Supremacy and Sexism".
- Wasn't it the Bard who said, "An Idiot by any other Name would still be as Stupid"??
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Germany is tightening its border lockdowns to keep out variant strains of the Coronavirus.
- But the Biden Administration has vowed to keep OUR Borders Open... saying "This is AMERICA… We not only welcome ALL virus strains… We put ‘em on the path to CITIZENSHIP!”
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Researchers say that spending two hours a week in the woods - a practice the Japanese call "Forest Bathing" - offers the same benefits as walking 10,000 steps a day.
- I was going to get in my 10,000 steps AND spend time in the woods... but I didn't have an extension cord long enough for my Treadmill.
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The Pentagon admitted it’s been testing debris that was recovered from UFO crashes and a spokesperson said the findings "May change our lives forever".
- Didn't the Pandemic ALREADY do that??
- If we get any more "Change" we're gonna have to open a Bank.
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Cher is leading a group of celebrities supporting Native Americans calling for the Dakota Access Pipeline to be shutdown.
- Cher feels a special affinity for Indians because as we all know, She was born in the Wagon of a Traveling Show. Her Momma Used to Dance for the Money They'd Throw… Daddy would do whatever he could. Preach a little Gospel. Sell a couple bottles of Doctor goods.
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Instagram Butt Model Anastasia Fields has used her new found fame to move from the brutal conditions in Siberia to New York City.
- You know what they say about Butt Models... They're best days are Behind them.
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House Democrats have hired a former gang member who was convicted of shooting two people as a "Senior Advisor for Diversity Outreach".
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New Zealand put its largest city into lockdown Sunday — after just one family tested positive for COVID-19.
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Officials say the new British strain of coronavirus could be 70% more deadly.
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"Revenge bedtime procrastination is just a cry from overworked people, and they're actually trying to put off bedtime just a little bit so they can reclaim something for themselves," Dasgupta said.
It's normal for people to want time to themselves at night, but it becomes an issue if they're tired during their waking hours due to lack of sleep, he said.
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TLC’s “1000-lb. Sisters” star Tammy Slayton has officially stated that she’s pansexual.
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A new no-gambling hotel is opening in Las Vegas that will be centered on fitness. But I don’t know what kind of sick pervert would go to a hotel like that.
Not only will it be centered on fitness, but it will also offer healthy meals and yoga classes.
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Gwyneth Paltrow recently joked about passing time during the COVID-19 pandemic by 'creating her own vibrator' after announcing the release of Goop's first sex toy on Valentine's Day.
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The internet continues to break Superbowl MVP Tom Brady’s chops as videos of him getting drunk at the Super Bowl boat parade are still circulating.
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A convicted felon landed himself back behind bars for allegedly carjacking a 16-year-old girl on Saturday just 20 minutes after he was released from prison in Washington state, authorities say.
Police responded to a neighborhood in Spokane at 10:28 p.m. on Saturday in response to a carjacking. Authorities said the suspect, Marcus Goodman, 31, approached the girl who told officers he had a gun and demanded her car before driving off.