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(It’s National Morse Code Day!) The day we celebrate two amazing women… Brigit Bar-Dot and Mrs. Dash!

It’s also “National School Bus Drivers Day”… which to be honest holds a special place in my heart. Before I wanted to become a “Radio Guy”… I wanted to become a Bus Driver. So I ended up trading “The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round” for “The Songs on the Turntable Go Round and Round”.

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A woman has been charged with felony embezzlement for failing to return a VHS copy of “Sabrina The Teenage Witch” which she rented in 1999.

- So THAT’S who the video store guy was talking about when he told me it was out of stock because some woman had rented their only copy and hadn’t brought it back!

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A 40-year-old man wrote a viral essay in the Orlando Sentinel vowing to never go to Disney World again because the park is becoming “Too Woke”.

- As proof, he said that Prince Charming went to kiss Sleeping Beauty the other day… and she was already Awake.

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After Elon Musk’s “SpaceX” beat out Amazon’s Jeff Bezos’ “Blue Orbit” for a $2.9 BILLION contract from NASA to send a rocket ship full of passengers to the Moon, Musk tweeted that Bezos “Can’t Get it Up”. (True!)

- Well you know what they say… “Billionaire boys will be Billionaire boys!”

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Border Patrol Officers have seized more than $4 million in meth that was hidden in pickles.

- Thus the old slogan, “Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, meth-pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun”.

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Officials in Bali arrested a local man and woman for having sex on a sacred volcano.

- Police didn’t buy his story that he was only on the Volcano to Sacrifice a Virgin.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick