Last night was the Oscars telecast and I found myself faced with a big decision: Do I watch Hollywood’s big night or “Fear of the Walking Dead” on another channel. But thanks to the Pandemic lockdowns last year, the whole movie thing was pretty much “The Walking Dead” anyway. In the end, I ended up watching a bit of both and bottom line…. “My Oscar goes to…… ‘Fear of the Walking Dead’”.

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Speaking of movies… Plots must be hard to come by because there’s a new documentary in the works about the infamous Justin Timberlake/Janet Jackson “Wardrobe Malfunction” at the 2004 Super Bowl…

- Remember the good old days when the biggest issue dividing the country was whether “Nipplegate” was planned or accidental??

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According to new research out of the University of Virginia, puttering around your garden can improve your health and well being as much as vigorous exercise.

- So if you want more time to stop and smell the roses… stop and smell the roses.

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A Texas Democratic state lawmaker raised eyebrows at a recent meeting when he said, “Modern science obviously recognizes that there are many more than two biological sexes…In fact, there are six”.

- 6 ???? I think we can all agree there are only 5.

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California Highway 1 has reopened along Big Sur after a portion of it collapsed in January.

- Governor Newsom only allowed to Highway to re-open after it swore to socially distance from other highways in the area.

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Somebody texted this to me yesterday… and I thought it was kind of funny!

“I see people my age out there climbing mountains and zip-lining… and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear this morning without losing my balance”.

Sound familiar?? It did to me too.

Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick