It’s National “Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day”!

- So move over and let Junior sit next to you on the couch!

*****

New technology has been developed that will allow Streaming Services to “place products” and insert “subtle ads” into Classic blockbuster films like Casablanca and Gone With The Wind.

- I can see it now… Rick will say to Ilsa… “The German’s wore Grey… You wore something from Nordstom”.

- And Scarlett O’Hara will hold her fist up to the sky and proclaim, “As God as my witness… I’ll never go hungry again… because I’m on Nutrisystem!”

*****

A man in Morocco had to have a “Homemade” sex toy cut off his genitals with an electric saw after the device got stuck and cut off his blood supply while he was attempting to “Romance Himself”.

- This makes the whole “Going Blind” thing seem like a walk in the park.

*****

This week, the last remaining Hooters restaurant in Macomb County closed its doors permanently.

- But all is not lost guys… After exhaustive research we’re happy to inform you that there’s still a Hooters open in Taylor!!!! What we won’t do for our audience…

*****

TV viewers in Iraq are outraged over a new state sponsored TV show where Celebs are “Kidnapped” by actors wearing ISIS costumes, strapped with fake suicide vests and told they’re going to be executed… before being told it’s a “Prank”.

- “Smile! You’re on Jihadi Camera!

- If it’s a success… look for “Terrorists Say the Darndest Things!” and “Suicide Bomber for a Day”.

*****

According to a Royal Author, Prince Philip had "only one complaint" about Queen Elizabeth II during their 73-year marriage. He once said, “She never gets off the phone. Who is she talking to??”

- He was just like the rest of us guys! His wife loved to chat and he preferred to sit quietly when he was on the throne.

*****

Because of the Pandemic, Elton John is taking his annual Pre-Oscar Party Online this year… and the public can join the festivities for just $25.

- Question: Are any of you planning on wearing giant Rhinestone Glasses and a Duck Suit to to the party? It would be so embarrassing if somebody showed up dressed in the same outfit I’m wearing.

*****

Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick