Happy Birthday to Queen Elizabeth who turns 95 today.

- In an attempt to make amends for the infamous interview with Harry and Meghan, Oprah is going to give the Queen “A FREE CARRIAGE!”

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Prince Harry missed his Grandma’s Birthday and flew back to California Tuesday.

- He said he had to get back for his and Meghan’s weekly mid-week Pasta dinner. Why? Because Wednesday is “Prince Spaghetti Day!”

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After yesterdays verdict in the George Floyd murder trial was announced, OJ Simpson said that Derick Chauvin “deserved to be convicted”.

- Well it takes one to know one.

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3.3 inches of snow were officially recorded on the ground at Metro Airport - marking just the 9th day in the last 147 YEARS where metro Detroit had 1" of snow or more after April 20.

- There hasn’t been this much white stuff on the ground in April since Hunter Biden threw an Easter Party.

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The producers of this Sunday’s Oscars say that COVID will make this years ceremony “Completely different than anything we’ve ever seen before”.

- So the women are going to wear BRAS??

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According to a new study, the “Snobbiest State” in the US is… Massachusetts.

- Senator Elizabeth Warren said it’s not true and that the results of the study were “Sitting Bull-S***”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick