A Chinese company is selling a $200 “Hyperrealistic Muscle Suit” made of 100% Medical Grade Silicone that they say will transform even the wimpiest body into a “Sculpted-David-Hasselfhoff-on-Baywatch” physique.

- They got the idea to use Silicone from watching "Pamela-Anderson’s-Silicone-Sculpted-Chest” on the same show.

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A Buddist monk in Thailand cut off his own head with a guillotine to ensure “Good Luck” in the afterlife.

- Friends of the monk said he “always had a good head on his shoulders”… Right up until he didn’t.

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A group of Drywall installers in Ontario were caught on video drinking vodka and dancing with a semi-naked woman at a home they were hired to remodel.

- Well that’s one guaranteed way to get the workmen you hired to ACTUALLY SHOW UP!

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Prince Harry is still in England following Prince Phillips funeral, and may stay to help celebrate his Grandmother - Queen Elizabeth’s 95th Birthday on Wednesday.

- Harry says he wants to get his Grandma a gift that will “Cheer her up” - But how do you wrap up a divorce from Meghan Markle??

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For the 4th year in a row, Finland has been named the “Happiest Country in the World” with social scientists saying the Finns don’t concern themselves with “Keeping up with the Joneses.”

- For example, people in Finland don’t get jealous if their neighbor gets a new Mercedes… they’re happy to just keep driving their FJORD Fiestas.

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April is “National Poetry Month”… when we honor famous Poets such as Robert Frost, Emily Dickenson, Walt Whitman, Longfellow, Maxine Waters… you know, people who just seem to have a way with words.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick