Hester Ford, the oldest living American, died at age of 116 in Charlotte, North Carolina on Saturday.

- Boy, I didn’t see that one coming.

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This morning a team of scientist at the Jet Proulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California remotely guided the Ingenuity helicopter for the first ever remote controlled flight on another Planet.

- Big whoop. I once rode the Gemini Roller Coaster at Cedar Point NO HANDED!!!

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The state of Oregon may implement a PERMANENT Mask Mandate and extend Social Distancing requirements for residents and businesses.

- Bottom Line: You’re still free to burn down Portland… but the Mask will make it harder for what’s left of the Cops to identify you!

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President Biden finally admitted there’s a “Crisis” at our Southern Border while speaking with reporters during a round of golf on Saturday.

- He added that it was “A good day on the course”… He hit the ball right into the Clown’s mouth!!

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According to a new survey, Men value “Personality over Looks” and are looking for a woman who is “Honest, Confident and Kind”.

- And has big boobs.

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The former Bruce-Now-Caitlyn Jenner says the Former-He/Now-She will “decide soon” whether to run for Governor of California.

- He’s out shopping right now looking for the PERFECT Hat to throw in the Ring… Preferably one that goes with his shoes and handbag.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick