On this day in 1912, The Titanic went down less than three hours after hitting an Iceberg.

- Historians say it’s the second fast sinking in history - right after Andrew Cuomo’s political career.

- The biggest question of all about the sinking of the Titanic is: WHY DIDN’T ROSE MOVE OVER FOR JACK WHEN THERE WAS PLENTY OF ROOM FOR HIM ON THE DOOR???

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President Biden will address a Joint Session of Congress on April 28th.

- Nancy Pelosi is so thrilled she’s having his speech laminated so she doesn’t get over excited and accidentally rip it up.

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Speaking of the Speaker … Ms. Pelosi claimed that people who entered the Capitol on Jan. 6th would have “had a battle on their hands” if they had encountered HER — declaring she’s a “Street Fighter.”

- This from the woman who last year described a meeting with President Trump as a “Tinkle Contest”.

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The AP is being ridiculed for banning the word “Mistress” to describe “A woman who is in a long-term sexual relationship with a man who financially supports her - while he is married to someone else”. Instead, reporters will use Gender Neutral terms like “Companion”, “Friend” or “Lover”.

- And instead of “Homewrecker” reporters should describe the woman as a “Dwelling-Privileged-Disasembler”.

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“Inside sources” say a pregnant Meghan Markle was “Desperate” to go to England to attend Prince Phillip’s funeral… and was “devastated” when her Doctor said she couldn’t go.

- Maybe Oprah can have her on for another two hour special where she can work through her pain.

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Prince’s Harry and William will be together for the first time since the infamous Oprah interview when they attend the Funeral this Saturday.

- Well that outta put the “Fun” in “Funeral”.

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China has launched a hotline for its citizens to report Anti-Government comments so that the citizens who made them can be punished.

- The American word for this kind of Hotline is “Twitter”!!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick