It’s National “Zipper Day”… ( Personal Note) A a yearly reminder for forgetful Senior Men to remember to Zip Up!)

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In his address to the Nation last night, President Biden called January’s protest riot at the Capitol the “Worst attack on our democracy since the Civil War”.

- Apparently the Prez forgot about those pesky little attacks on Pearl Harbor and 9/11.

- At least we assume Joe remembered to “Zip Up” after visiting the “Little President’s Room” right before his speech.

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Speaker Nancy Pelosi and VP Kamala Harris made history by becoming the first two Women to sit behind the President during an address to Congress.

- Call me sentimental… but it reminded me of Mary Ann and Ginger adoringly looking on while the Professor made a radio out of a coconut.

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Social Media was up in arms after Tulane University announced that they have invited Hunter Biden to teach a 10-week course on “Fake News”.

- I don’t know what officials at Tulane are smoking’… but chances are really good that Hunter is the one who sold it to ‘em.

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Russian Space researchers claim that while it may be possible to colonize the Moon and Mars, having SEX in space will be “extremely difficult” due to a lack of gravity and that one person may have to be “tethered down”.

- Apparently it’s going to be a bit more challenging than we thought to go where no man has gone before.

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New research out of U of M found that men who wear large logos on their shirts are more likely to cheat on their partner.

- With the exception of men who wear shirts with Star Trek logos… who are more likely to Not HAVE a partner to cheat on.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick