When asked why he’s still wearing a Mask outdoors when the CDC says it’s not necessary, the fully vaccinated Prez said he considers it his “Patriotic Responsibility” to ignore their advice.

- I’m confused… Does anyone else feel like we’re playing a Masked version of Marco Polo??

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PC Critics are up in arms about the “True Love Kiss” scene at the end of the Snow White Attraction at Disneyland because Snow White is asleep and not able to give Prince Charming “Consent” to kiss her.

- Jiminy Cricket! Does EVERYTHING these days have to be a THING???

- So let me get this straight… An Auto-matronic Prince Charming has to ask for consent… but a Living NY Governor doesn’t??

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A One Poll survey found that because of the Pandemic, 7 in 10 elderly Americans were forced to become more “tech savvy”.

- And by “Tech Savvy” they mean “Called Their Grandkids Seven Times a Day for Help Getting Into Their Email”.

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The Washington Post is reporting that Vice President Kamala Harris - who says she likes to Crochet - has made the pastime “Cool again” and is giving it “Street cred”.

- If only she could make going to the Southern Border to do her assigned job and solve the Immigration Crisis “Cool Again”.

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Two Intruders scaled the wall at Queen Elizabeth’s Windsor Castle Estate on Saturday before being caught by security.

- Scary, yes. But it was nice to finally see Harry and Meghan back on British Soil.

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A woman - who says she had no idea she was pregnant - gave birth to a healthy baby in the middle of a flight from Salt Lake City to Honolulu earlier this week.

- The Flight Attendants helped deliver the little bundle of joy… and then charged the Mom for an extra carry-on.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick