The Democratic National Committee is putting together opposition research files on potential contenders for the 2024 Presidential race… including “My Pillow” founder Mike Lindell.
- Say what you want about Lindell’s politics… you gotta admit he’s put more people to sleep than Bill Cosby.
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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s son Archie turns the Big “2” today!
- The Family will celebrate with a Birthday Party at Prince Charles E Cheeses.
- Meghan asked that everyone “Respect our Privacy on this very special day”… That, according to the 300 reporters and photographers she invited to the Party.
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TMZ is reporting that Bill and Melinda Gates “Surprise” Divorce has actually been in the works for months and that the entire family is siding with Melinda and is “Furious” with Bill.
- So the old expression is true… “Having more money than God doesn’t buy Happiness”.
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A new poll found that 1 in 3 Americans admit to showering less now than they did before the Pandemic… with 20% saying they now shower just once a week because it’s better for the environment and they don’t have to go to the office.
- People showering just once a week?? Suddenly there are TWO reasons for the whole “6 Ft. Social Distancing Thing”.
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The West Side Story 60th Anniversary reunion special airs tonight (Thursday) on TCM at 8 p.m. How much you wanna bet they recreate scenes from the movie for today’s “Woke” audience?
- For example, Maria and Tony profess their love for each other on the Balcony of a Nursing Home.
- And the Jets and the Sharks don’t fight each other… they have a “Mostly Peaceful Rumble”.
- In a related story, there have been reports of efforts to “Defund Officer Krupke”.
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The U.S. government is asking Kim Kardashian to forfeit an ancient Roman sculpture that was apparently illegally smuggled out of Italy… but admits that Kim isn’t the one who smuggled it out.
- Bottom line: Kim may have a lot of junk in her trunk, but apparently none of it’s illegal.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!
-Dick