Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.

Many Italian-Americans in NYC are up in arms over the cities decision to abolish “Columbus Day” and replace it with “Indigenous People’s Day”.

- Other, more cooled-headed New Yorkers are just sayin’ “Fuhget about it”.

- When asked if she thought Massachusetts should follow NY’s lead and cancel Columbus Day Elizabeth Warren said, “And How”!

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Also, NYC Public Schools have announced that all future snow-days will be replaced with remote learning days.

- Years from now… todays kids will tell their GRANDKIDS how they had to “Walk from their bedroom to their computers in the living room - Uphill - both ways”. And they liked it!!

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An Ohio politician was pulled over, ticketed and criticized for using a fake background of his living room during a Zoom meeting - when he was actually driving at the time which is illegal.

- Did anyone consider that maybe he lived in a Mobile Home??

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Dracula's castle in Romania is now offering tourists COVID-19 vaccines.

- They do things differently in Drac’s Castle… Instead of giving you the vaccine with a syringe, the Nurses use their teeth.

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Bill Gate’s biographer says that contrary to his “Nerdy-Geek Image”, Bill was known for hiring strippers to swim with him… Naked.

- Wow. Microsoft… then Shrinkage?? No wonder Melinda’s divorcing him.

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Former President Trump called Medina Spirit a “Junkie” after the Kentucky Derby winning Horse tested positive for an illegal substance.

- Question: How exactly does a horse go about injecting himself?

- It’s gotta be hard to hold the needle between your hooves.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick