The Washington Post says President Biden sometimes has lunch on the go… carrying a “little bag of stuff” including a protein bar, a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich and a travel-size Gatorade.

- Reading this is so wild! That’s EXACTLY what my Mom used to pack for me when I went to Summer Camp! Except for the Gatorade and Protein Bar.

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One longtime Biden advisor joked that the President “Has the tastes of a 5-year-old”.

- That’s EXACTLY what my Mom used to say about me! Of course I was 5 at the time.

- Biden’s advisor made the comment while cutting up Orange Slices and packing Juice Boxes for the White House Soccer Game.

- Which is EXACTLY what my Mom used to pack for MY Soccer Games… except in those days we didn’t have Juice Boxes. But I’m pretty positive we had Orange Slices… At least I think we did.

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The Supreme Court rejected a bid by a death-row inmate to be executed by firing squad because he was afraid a lethal injection would “cause pain”.

- As opposed to a FIRING SQUAD??

- Either way, it’s a shot that’s not going to end well.

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According to new research, abnormal heart rhythms almost doubled among vulnerable patients after Prez Trump won the 2016 election.

- And by “vulnerable patients” they mean Bill and Hillary Clinton.

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A new survey of 2,000 Americans finds that the average person thinks they can survive alone in the wilderness for 16 days.

- That number fell to Zero days when they realized there were no electrical outlets in the wilderness they could use to charge their phone.

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IHOP is launching a spinoff restaurant offering To-Go only service.

- It’s for multi-taskers who want to eat their Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘n Fruity Pancake Breakfast in their car on the way to the Gym.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick