Golf great Phil Mickelson made history Sunday when he won the PGA Championship at the age of 50 - becoming the oldest golfer ever to win a Major.

- Everything went perfectly until Tiger Woods gave him a ride home.

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A new study found that 1 in 5 men want to bring back the mullet haircut.

- We went months without being able to even GET a haircut… and that’s the one they pick??

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Disneyland announced that they’ll now sell a $100 sandwich in it’s California theme park… It comes with salami, ham, provolone and sun-dried tomato spread on toasted bread and can feed up to eight people.

- An eight person sandwich?? Well that’s PERFECT for Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

- Then they can all get on “Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride” and lose their lunch.

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A study by the University of Michigan found that HALF A BILLION people on the planet now have diabetes and many of them don’t even realize it.

- The technical term for this condition is “Kim Jong Un Syndrome”.

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A team of Scientists have made Vodka from Apples grown near the melted-down Chernobyl nuclear power plant.

- Everyone who’s tried it is giving it Glowing reviews.

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A former music exec who is writing a new tell all about the Country music biz.

- Every Country star will have their own Chapter… Except for Dolly Parton who gets two.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick