Happy Birthday to Cher who turns the Big 75 today! She’ll spend the day celebrating with her face… which turns 4… again!

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A major new study found that men’s Sperm Counts have dropped by nearly half in the last 40 years, and scientists are predicting that at this rate men may not be producing Sperm at all by 2045.

- Apparently after that we’ll have to get babies the good old-fashioned way… from the Stork.

- Speaking of Swimmers… Reminder: The Summer Olympics are just three months away.

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More and more parents say they’re worried about the nation’s Colleges “Indoctrinating” their kids to Socialist ideals.

- In the old days we worried about our kids Marks. Now we have to worry about their Marx… and Engels.

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When President Biden joked about running over a reporter in a new F-150 Lightning Electric Pick-Up Truck earlier this week in Dearborn, the Mainstream Media reported it as “Light-hearted ribbing”.

- If Trump had said it, they would have reported: “Unhinged Trump Threatens to Murder Any Journalist Who Gets In His Way”.

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Jeff Bezos' space firm is auctioning one of six seats on the New Shepard Rocket for an 11-minute “Space Tourism” trip to the edge of Space… with the highest bid currently at $2.8 MILLION.

- $2.8 MILLION sounds high… but it includes a carry-on and one FREE checked bag.

- Plus, it’s a Round-Trip ticket.. or at least that’s the Plan.

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Singer, Demi Lovato says she identifies as “Non-Binary” - meaning she see’s herself as two or more genders - and from now on, people should refer to Her as “They” and “Them.”

- Am “I” and “Me” the only ones totally confused by this stuff?

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Hunter Biden was seen out and about this week sporting a mask and what looked to be about 20 extra pounds on his belly.

- See… This is what happens when you stop SNORTING Coke and start DRINKING it.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick