Kim Jong Un’s sister, Kim Yo Jong, dismissed the idea of better diplomacy with the US, saying hopes of having “talks” with North Korea will "Plunge America into a greater disappointment."

- It can’t be any greater than our dissapointment in her brother’s haircut.

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Kim Kardashian has told friends she will not change her sexy style when she becomes a lawyer.

- She’s also said she plans on becoming a Personal Injury attorney since she’s got plenty of experience with Rear-End Collisions.

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Harry and Meghan confirm they DID buy “LilibetDiana.com” BEFORE their daughter was even born so “Greedy people couldn’t make money off of the name”. .

- And if anybody knows how greedy people make money off a name it’s Harry and Meghan.

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The Emmy Awards Committee announced that in order to be more “Gender Inclusive” from now on Winners of Best Actor and Best Actress Awards can ask to have their statuette engraved with the more Gender-Neutral “Best Performer”.

- What about Losers who “Identify” as Winners? Do they get a statuette too??

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A new study out of Penn State found that eating 2 mushrooms a day could lower the risk of developing Cancer by 45 percent.

- But if you have your Daily Mushrooms on a Daily Pizza - it will increase your chances of developing Obesity by 100%.

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Pope Francis, Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg and French Prez Emmanuel Macron are all calling for “Eco-cide” - ie: knowingly harming natural eco-systems - on parr with International War Crimes.

- You wanna talk “Crime”?? How about waking up this morning - on June 22nd - to a temp of 48 degrees?? Mother Nature outta be locked up!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick