I hope you all had a great Father’s Day! Bittersweet at my house… but still a nice day. Thanks for all of your kind and thoughtful comments.
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Over the weekend, Former President Donald Trump sent Father's Day wishes to “The Radical Left… and other Losers of the World”
- Gee I wonder what store sells that card… I’ve never seen it at Hallmark.
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President Biden spent a quiet Father’s Day at the White House.
- Then Hunter surprised his Dad by stopping by and taking him out for Chinese!
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The White House announced that the First Dog, Champ, died on Saturday.
- In a related story, President Biden announced that he’s put VP Kamala Harris in charge of finding out the root cause of why dogs run around in circles and drag their butts across the carpet.
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Prosecutors in New York City announced that there dropping the cases against most people arrested for Rioting and Looting stores during last year’s protests.
- And as an added bonus, their giving each of the rioters a coupon for a free “Rooty Tootie Fresh and LOOTY Breakfast” at IHOP.
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Last Thursday, CNN welcomed political analyst Jeffrey Toobin back on the air… after he was off for several months after being caught “Pleasuring Himself” during a Zoom call with co-workers last year.
- Who’s glad he’s back? Can I see a show of hands?
- So let me get this straight… In these “Woke” days, you get FIRED for SAYING the “Wrong thing”… but Jeffrey gets to KEEP his job for DOING the “Wrong thing”??
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Prince Harry was treated to a “Completely Private Father’s Day Celebration” at his California mansion by his wife Meghan and their two kids Archie and 3 week old Lilibet.
- You’ll be able to see pictures of the “Completely Private” party when Meghan leaks them to the Press later this afternoon.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dick