Scientists have identified 29 planets where they say Aliens could observe Earth and intercept radio broadcasts.

- They knew Aliens were listening when radio stations kept getting calls requesting tunes by “Jefferson Starship” and “Bill Haley and the Comets”.

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McDonald’s locations in California are offering COVID vaccines to their customers.

- So now you can get Two All-Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles, Onions and PFIZER on a Sesame Seed Bun!

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A recent study finds that consuming Caffeine even 6 hours before bed could ruin your sleep.

- Same thing goes for watching the News.

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A new study finds that the vast majority of people would donate a part of their liver to a family member in need.

- Unless your in the ROYAL Family… and the “Member in Need” is Meghan Markle.

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A Nebraska man has successfully landed after 60 skydives in just 24-hours… all while completely naked.

- There’s talk of Erecting a statue in his honor.

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Norwegian Public Television has released an online “Sex Guide” with descriptions and photographs of 60 different sex positions including “The Squeezing Koala”.

- I’m assuming that one’s from Australia… the Land Down Under.

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Russian Navy Vessels have put the Pentagon on alert after they practiced sinking an Aircraft Carrier - 35 miles off the coast of Pearl Harbor… as Russian forces carry out the largest war games since the Cold War.

- We knew it was the Russians instead of the Japanese this time, since instead of yelling “Tora! Tora! Tora!” they shouted “Vodka! Vodka! Vodka!”

- So I guess that little chat Prez Biden had with Vlad Putin last week was a little less “Productive” than the White House would have us believe.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick