27 year old Kataluna Enriquez will be the first openly transgender woman to compete for the title of Miss USA after being crowned Miss Nevada on Sunday.

- Can’t you just hear Burt Parks singing… “Here HE is… Miss America!”

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Starting today, parents in Wisconsin can select a Gender-Neutral on Birth Certificates… So instead of automatically picking “Mother and Father”… they can choose “Parent-Parent”, "Parent Giving Birth” and “Parent Not Giving Birth”.

- They say a lot of women called for the change… and you know what they say, “If the Parent Giving Birth Ain’t Happy… Ain’t NOBODY Happy”.

- I don’t care what you call ‘em… When Push comes to Shove… Men aren’t going to be the ones doing the Pushing and Shoving.

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An Odor Psychologist at Macquarie University in Australia claims a new study proves that the more Meat you eat, the more attractive your body odor smells.

- Thus Elvis’s big hit… “Love Me Tenderloin”.

- Since this study came out of Australia… I’m thinking of testing this theory by turning my 4th of July BBQ into a “Kangaroo Cookout”.

- I never knew there were “Odor Psychologists”.

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College Admissions Scandal Alums Lori Loughlin and her husband - who both spent a few months in jail - were photographed frolicking together on a Mexican beach.

- Neither of them speaks Spanish, but before they went down, they paid someone to take a Berlitz course for themselves and rowing lessons for their daughter.

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Female Olympic Hammer Thrower Gwen Berry is taking heat for turning her back to the Flag when the National Anthem was played during her Medal ceremony at the Olympic trials.

- Hey Gwen… If you don’t like the USA, why don’t you go throw your Hammer for the Russians… It’ll go great with the Sickle on their Flag.

- The last thing we need right now is a Hammer-thrower with an attitude.

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I got a notification on my phone this morning reminding me to update my system to “IOS 14.6” - which will allow me to “Unlock iPhone with Apple Watch while Wearing a Facemask”.

- Huh?

- Call me old fashioned, but I don’t have an Apple Watch. The watch I do have only tells time and I only have to update it twice a year when we Spring Forward and Fall Back. THAT I know how to do. And I normally don’t wear a Facemask to do it.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick