General Motors is building a Lunar Rover to drive astronauts across the moon.

- Question: Does the Moon Rover come with an “Earth Roof”?

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Chinese President Xi Jinping has instructed top officials in the country to create a “Lovable” image for China.

- If they want a “Lovable” spokesperson… Ellen DeGeneres is looking for a new gig.

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A New Mexico sheriff who is running for mayor of Albuquerque was interrupted at a campaign event when a drone flew in carrying a sex toy.

- Well that’s one way for his campaign to get a lot of buzz.

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When a Bride dropped dead of a heart attack during her wedding in India this week, the families made the “Tough Call” to keep the festivities going by having her maid-of-honor SISTER marry the Groom instead.

- Thus the expression… “Never the Bridesmaid, Always the Bride”.

- In their defense, they’d already paid the band.

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Buckingham Palace announced that Queen Elizabeth will host President Biden and the First Lady at Windsor Castle later this month.

- The Biden’s are expected to present the Queen with “A Gift From America”… Fingers crossed they give her Meghan Markle.

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Google’s “Head of Diversity” may lose his job after it was discovered that he made anti-Semitic posts back in 2007.

- Did he not realize that people could GOOGLE his old comments??

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The final installment of the “Fifty Shades of Grey” book series was published this week - finally bringing the S&M saga - that sold millions of copies and was dubbed “Mommy Porn” to an End…

- … Or should I say, Climax.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick