In an effort to be more PC, Ford Motor Company notified federal regulators that the 118-year-old automaker has officially replaced the use of "Chairman" with the Gender Neutral "Chair."

- What about TABLES?? Are they going to included??

- In related story, the hyper “Woke” Disney is considering addressing what they call a “Lack of representation of Cars in movies set in Paris in the 15th Century”, by producing a new movie… “The Hatchback of Notre Dame”.

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A new study claims that methamphetamine in waterways could be turning Trout into drug addicts.

- That according to Undercover DEA Fish Informant, Billy the Big Mouth Bass.

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Because Chick-fil-A restaurants have made past donations to groups that oppose same sex marriage, Democratic legislators in New York are fighting plans to open Chick-fil-A restaurants at rest stops in the state.

- Here’s an idea: If you don’t like their policies, be like the Chicken… CROSS THE ROAD and go to a restaurant on the other side.

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J-Lo will direct and star in a series of Broadway Musicals that will be filmed to show on TV.

- I’m really looking forward to her version of that classic hit from “Oklahoma”… “I’m Just a Girl Who Can’t Say No”.

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In the latest move to curb the spread of COVID, the South Korean government is banning fast music in gyms to “Prevent people breathing too fast or splashing sweat on other people”.

- I hope this doens’t happen over here… My favorite workout song is Bobby Darin’s “Splish Splash”.

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Pope Francis will be staying in the hospital for a few more days to recover from his recent surgery.

- And that’s the latest poop on the Pope.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick