On Monday, Rosie O’Donnell was spotted napping on the beach with her new girlfriend while wearing anti-Trump paraphernalia.

- Because nothing says “New Romance” like a “Donald Trump SUCKS” t-shirt.

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Actor Jackie Chan says he wants to join the Chinese Communist party.

- You know the greatest part about our Democracy, Jack?? You’ve got the right to do that! Have fun!

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Rescue workers in California worked for two hours to free a naked woman who was trapped upside down between the concretes walls of two buildings.

- We have no idea why she was upside and naked… but I’m thinking it might be a new creative way to get rid of back pain. Of course the key to the treatment is finding two concrete buildings that are close enough together.

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Gillian Anderson - who stars as Margaret Thatcher in “The Crown” - says that she doesn’t wear a bra anymore because they are too uncomfortable, adding, “I don’t care if my breasts reach my belly button… I’m not wearing a bra.

- Well I guess she’s not gonna get the lead if they ever remake “Twin Peaks”.

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A new book claims human marriages to robots could be considered normal in the not so distant future.

- But back off ladies! Mark Zuckerberg is already taken!

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How about this crazy weather, huh?

- No punchline… Just wondering!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick