President Biden’s Secretary of State, Antony Blinken has invited the UN to investigate the United States for “Racism”!!

- REALLY?? That’s like the Louvre hiring Hunter Biden as their Art Critic.

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A Japanese robot named Pepper is being urged to retire after getting fired from almost every job it’s ever had.

- Good luck getting through to HUMAN resources.

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This year’s Canne Film Festival in France features a movie about a young woman who has sex with cars and ends up pregnant by a vintage Cadillac.

- This will be the first baby ever to need a Diaper AND and Oil Change.

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As a result of the “Defund the Police” movement, Mental health professionals will be sent out to respond to some 911 calls in Chicago instead of cops.

- Instead of “Drop the Gun and put your hands in the air”… they’ll say, “Lay down on the couch and tell me about your childhood… “

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A new high-tech toilet can turn human excrement into digital currency.

- So now you can make your own money instead of flushing it down the toilet like the Government does.

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The British paper “The Guardian” claims they’ve just uncovered documents that detail a plot by Vladimir Putin to put Donald Trump in the White House in January of 2016 - a plot they discovered in documents they claim were “Leaked from the Kremlin”.

- And by “Leaked from the Kremlin”… they mean “Written and Hand Delivered to them by Hillary Clinton”.

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It’s “National Respect Canada Day”!

- Or as the late, great Aretha Franklin would have sung, show our neighbors some “R-E-S-P-E-C-T…E-H”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick