75 year old Dolly Parton recreated her iconic October 1978 Playboy cover to celebrate her husband Carl Thomas Dean’s 79th birthday adding, that after 57 years together, he still thinks she’s a “Hot Chick”.

- Dolly said Carl is still “Mr. Right”… and Carl says she’s still “Mrs. Right… AND Mrs. Left”.

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Jeff Bezos successfully returned to Earth after spending 11 minutes in Space this morning… making him him the Richest Person EVER to travel outside the Earth’s atmosphere.

- But he’s still bald.

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Kamala Harris tweeted, “This Delta variant is no joke. Get vaccinated”.

- Hey Kamala… “Delta is also an Airline that flies to the Southern Border. Get a ticket”.

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According to a new book, England’s Prince Andrew spent time at Jeffrey Epstein’s NYC townhouse during his divorce from Sarah Ferguson.

- Maybe he was just there to sell some of his dates Girl Scout Cookies.

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News broke on Monday that Prince Harry is writing a “tell all Memoir” to be released in 2022.

- Let me repeat that… Meghan Markle is writing a book and putting Harry’s name on it.

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Penguin Radom House will allegedly pay Prince Harry an advance of at least $20 MILLION for his 2022 Memoir… which Harry says he will donate to his favorite Charity…

- … the Meghan Markle Foundation for Self-Enrichement.

- Possible titles for the book include, “Fifty Shades of Green”, “The 7 Habits of Highly Annoying People” and “Rich Man, Richer Woman”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick