Prince George… the future King of England… turns 8 today!
- Little George wanted to go to White Castle… but in today’s “Diverse/Woke” World, the Royal Family decided they shouldn’t go there and went to George’s other favorite spot… Charles E. Cheese.
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Six months after being released from Prison… Kwame Kilpatrick will get married this Saturday to a woman he got to know while he was in the hoosegow and who he calls his “Dream Girl”.
- Isn’t that always the way ladies? It seems like all the good ex-Con ex-Mayors are taken.
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Officials in Australia are now calling shark attacks "Negative Encounters," to reverse the trend of anti-shark bias.
- In keeping with the “Woke” generation, Great White Sharks will now be known as Not-So-Great-White-Privileged Creatures of the Sea.
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Jeff Bezos called his trip into space his “Best day ever”.
- For a guy who makes $321 MILLION a day… that’s sayin’ something.
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White House Press Spokesperson Jen Psaki threw out the first pitch at a Washington Nationals Game the other night and people are now accusing her of using Rosin.
- But it turns is was just Cocaine on the glove she borrowed from Hunter Biden.
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According to a new study, the one-shot coronavirus vaccine from Johnson & Johnson is much less effective against the Delta variant than the original COVID virus… and may require a booster shot.
- With the third shot, the company will now be known as “Johnson, Johnson & Johnson”.
That reminds me of an old Groucho Marx joke…
A man calls the law firm. of Johnson, Johnson, Johnson & Johnson and asks to speak to Mr. Johnson. The man who answers the phone says, “Mr. Johnson is out to lunch right now.” And the first guy says, “Oh… then can I speak to Mr. Johnson?” The other guy says, “I’m sorry, Mr. Johnson’s on vacation this week”. “I see,” says the man, “Then can I speak to Mr. Johnson?” “Mr. Johnson’s out sick today”. “Well then” says the man, “ can I speak to Mr. Johnson?” The other guy says, “Speaking!”
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!
-Dick