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Sunday, Dr. Fauci said that the CDC may reverse course and recommend that fully Vaccinated Americans wear masks in public.

- These people change their minds more often than J-Lo changes boyfriends.

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Team USA Men’s Basketball fell to France in a shocking upset on Sunday.

- Apparently they were expecting France to just walk out and Surender like they usually do.

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Another study says the consumption of red meat could lead to early death.

- Particularly for the cow.

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Lebron James' new movie “Space Jam” is being trashed by critics with some calling it “The Worst Movie Ever Made”.

- Obviously the critics have never seen 1989’s “Collision Course” starring Jen Leno, Pat Morita… and Me.

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Dolly Parton commented on a sexy bikini shot that Kim Kardashian posted on Instagram saying, “You’re doing a great job, honey!”

- Isn’t that like the Pot calling the Kettle Stacked?

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RIP… Legendary comedian Jackie Mason who passed away Saturday at the age of 93. Here are a couple of my favorite Jackie Mason jokes:

My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money, watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.

I always thought music was more important than sex - then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year-and-a-half - it doesn't bother me.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life… unless I buy something.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick