A friend of mine died yesterday. Jack Aronson, the man who created Garden Fresh Salsa in his garage in Ferndale that became the biggest selling Salsa in the country, passed away at the age of 68 after a battle with Cancer. He was one of the most charitable people I’ve ever met… always on hand to donate to a worthy cause - including our Salvation Army Bed and Bread Club Radiothon - of which he was a major donor for many, many years. He even went on the Bed and Bread feeding trucks with me many times. Jack was passionate about three things: Family, Helping People and Softball. He could power a ball that went forever.

Our hearts and Prayers go out to his wife Annette, their five children and 16 grandchildren.

Rest In Peace Jack.

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Swedish researchers found women are more likely to shrink in height than men - and shed about half an inch per decade starting at age 30.

- Put another way - Women shrink more as they age and men shrink more when they swim in a cold water.

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Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na… Bi-Man!

In the latest installment of “Batman: Urban Legends”, Batman’s sidekick Robin accepts a date with a man and comes out as Bi-Sexual.

- I wonder if Robin will date the Penguin… You Gotta admit he looks great in a tux.

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The National Security Agency has awarded a secret $10 BILLION contract to Amazon to manage top secret government data.

- It’ll be fun! Just say “Alexa… Tell me what the government has on me”.

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PepsiCo is teaming up with a beer company to create an alcoholic version of Mountain Dew.

- A mega dose of caffeine mixed with sugar and booze… What could go wrong??

- I had a relative who used to drink Whiskey and Mountain Dew. (True) He used to drink a lot of it. (True) He thought it made him really popular with the ladies. (False)

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick