Late Show host Stephen Colbert told his audience that he was one of the people cut from former Prez Obama’s Birthday Party guest list over the weekend.

- This has been a really rough summer for Stephen. First I cut him from MY Birthday Party Guest list - and now THIS.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says she probably won’t run for President in 2024.

- Can we get her to Pinky-Swear on that??

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Two more women have come forward to accuse NY Governor Cuomo of Sexual Harassment… Plus, his top aide Melissa DeRosa has resigned.

- As a parting gift, Cuomo gave her a hug, a kiss and a grope - “Just for old times sake”.

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Another trend making the rounds: Oreo Sushi… where Oreos are separated, mixed with milk, mushed up, rolled out and sliced.

- Or you can just dip the cookies in milk like most people do.

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Thousands of people marched in Paris for a fourth consecutive week of protests against the COVID-19 health passes that will soon be required there.

- No matter how you feel about the health passes, you gotta admit it’s nice to see someone other than the Germans marching through Paris.

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NBC’s TV ratings for the 2020 Olympics were down 49% compared to the 2016 Summer Olympics.

- The news brought NBC execs to their knees… just like some of the athletes.

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RIP… Jack Aronson, Philanthropist and founder of the Garden Fresh Company has died at the age of 68. More tomorrow.

Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday…

-Dick