Photos of Obama dancing at his 60th Birthday Party were posted by guests online, but were immediately taken down because the former Prez was MASKLESS.

- It was similar to Bill Clinton’s 60th Birthday Party except Bill went PANTLESS.

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One of Obama’s top aides is asking for people to celebrate the ex-Prez’s 60th Birthday by donating either 6 or 60 dollars to help fund his $500 MILLION Presidential Library in Chicago.

- The 500 mil will cover the cost of Sharpies needed to black out all the government secrets in the books we’re not allowed to read.

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A New Six Flags roller coaster is promising to offer the “World’s Steepest Dive”.

- It’s just like Andrew Cuomo’s Political Career - but you’ll wear a seatbelt.

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The U.S. came out the OVERALL WINNER at the Summer Olympic Games earning 113 medals - 39 of which were Gold. China came in second with 88 medals - 38 of them Gold.

- China blamed their loss of Medals on the U.S., saying the Americans MISCOUNTED the amount of wins in Column A. And Column B.

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NBC has halted production of a new competition show due to an outbreak of “Explosive diarrhea” among the cast. The show was to be called “Ultimate Slip ‘N Slide”.

- I’m just gonna let that one speak for itself.

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With fewer movies being made in Hollywood, plus a higher tax rate and an exorbitant cost of living, a growing number of celebs are leaving L.A. and moving to Austin, Texas.

- Just a few more hundred miles South and we can get ‘em all out of the country!

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RIP… Markie Post the actress who starred in TV’s “Nightcourt” has died at 70 after a battle with Cancer.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick