It’s National Underwear Day… the day we celebrate Underwear that’s “Fun-To-Wear” !!

No matter your preference… Bikinis or Briefs…

Leopard Print or Tightie Whities…

They’re the thing you put on first everyday,

And the last you take off each Nightie!

(Not exactly Shakespeare… But Jackie just wrote it on the fly).

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With even Dem lawmakers in New York threatening impeachment if he won’t resign, NY Gov. Cuomo is still refusing to step down after the Attorney Generals investigation found that he Sexually Harassed 11 women.

- But on a bright note, we’re working on a new “Tickle Me Cuomo” doll.

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On Wednesday, The “Woke” Washington Football Team - formerly the Washington Redskins - announced that Native American-inspired headdresses and face paint will no longer be allowed at its stadium.

- But Scalpers are still allowed to sell tickets outside.

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A new study claims men who have sex 21 times a month have a lower risk of prostate cancer.

- Guys, I’ll give you a minute to go tell your wife… It’s okay… I’ll wait.

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A University study in England found that Giraffes have “High-Functioning Social Systems”.

- I don’t know how “Social” the systems are… but I bet they’re “High”.

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China’s Foreign Minister slammed comments by US Congressmen that there is a “Preponderance of evidence” that COVID came out of the Wuhan Lab, saying “The report is totally based on the concocted lies and distorted facts”.

- They don’t have a problem with everything else in America being “Made in China” - why the fuss over the virus??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick