Congratulations to Miguel Cabrera who during the Tiger’s 4 - 2 victory over the Red Sox last night, hit his 498th Home Run… leaving him just two away from entering the exclusive 500 Club!

- Boy, this really takes me back to what I was able to do when I played on my High School JV Baseball Team. No, actually it doesn’t.

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Former Prez Obama turns 60… and Meghan Markle turns the big 4-0.

The Queen, Prince Charles and Prince William and Kate Middleton with wish Meghan a Happy Birthday.

- The Queen wrote… “Happy Happy Birthday, Meg… You are such a dear! We miss our Harry so, so much… but are glad that YOU’RE not here!!!”

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After taking a lot of heat for planning a 500 person party for his 60th Birthday during a surge in COVID cases, Barack Obama has “uninvited” a lot of people on the guest list.

- But he told them they can hold onto the official invite saying, “If you LIKE your Invitation, you can KEEP your invitation”.

- He also scaled back on the entertainment for the party… So Gov. Cuomo won’t running “Handy Andy’s Kissing Booth” after all.

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Bill and Melinda Gates have officially finalized their Hundreds-of-Billions Divorce.

- Hey Bill… It’s tough, but you know what they say… When God closes a door… he opens a Windows 10.0

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In a new episode of Disney's Muppet babies, the character Gonzo dresses as a Princess to promote transgenderism.

The episode is brought to you by the letters L. B. G. Q. & T.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick